I have LOUD sex (and my neighbor HATES it)

My BF just bought a house last year and I moved in right away (we had been dating for a while). Our neighbor is this stuffy conservative couple and their kid (he's like 18). She complained about everything from our lawn to the paint job on the house from the DAY we moved in and even left a passive aggressive note in our mail about our sex noises.

That's when we started having fun--my bf and I started doing it at all hours, extra loud, even playing porn while we have sex. I stopped holding back when I come and even talking dirty. She's called the cops so much that they don't care and apparantly have told her to cut it out.

The best part? Me and my BF have never been better, and I'm having the best sex of my life.

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  • If you really want to drive her mad, start flirting with the kid... as long as he is 18 years old.

  • Lol yeah, just seduce the kid haha, ultimate revenge

  • Best story hahaha

  • Pics or it didn't happen

  • I had neighbors like you two once, it was hot, my wife called me a pervert about it but she would also just sit and listen to it. Quite a few times my wife would make a small comment like "my she is having a great orgasm" or something like that anyways. Sometimes though it turned her on because we would go to bed and she was horny for sex.

  • You should send them a thank you gift for all the great orgasms you're getting now lol

  • Fuck your neighbors

  • There is no better feeling than when you try to explain to cops and they say yeah we told them to shut their windows

  • Never ever stop!

  • Glad your not my asshole neighbor

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