Cum on My Tits
Last night my wife and I came home from dinner and still fully dressed she got down on her knees in front of me, undid her blouse, took her bra off and said.
"Wanna cum on my tits?"
I came all over her tits and deadly seriously, she rubbed the tip of my cock all over her tits, spreading my cum all over them.
Then she giggled and said. "Well, that was fun."
She's never done anything like that before in her life and we're not the least bit kinky at all. I'm still kinda in shock.