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I get high
I indulge in cocaine. I indulge in alcohol. I indulge guys who desire me and they are plentiful. I know what guys want and I love giving it to them. I tell them I have a boyfriend, I tell them he knows full well what I do and if they can be okay with that, then I'm very open. I get high from them wanting to fuck me. I really enjoy being sexually enjoyed. Its never been obvious that I'm always ready to suck dick, to spread my legs or to bend over. Ive never made it obvious to anyone that thats what I want, I've never had to make it obvious. No one thats made it known to me that they want my pussy or my mouth, has been off limits. I get higher if my boyfriend is the one who makes it known that theres a certain someone hed like to see me get with. I get even higher when its someone that maybe should be off limits. I get high so its usually a yes. I want fuck everyone that likes what I'm saying. I get a buzz at the idea of fucking all the guys that will read this.
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You are ready to become the next president of the United States :)
You might as well...the standard is as low as it has ever been.
I want to have babies with you
We should mate
Well I love to service you when you are high
- I'll suck you dry and give u a massage
Suck on what? I don't think she has a Dink
That's hott I would love to fuck you while getting high
CHINA is the place to be...
Soon it'll take over, you just wait and see.
Egg rolls will be reaching far and wide, give up Manhattan, there won't be a place to hide !
(Sing to the tune of Green Acres)